| Rocky - the legend. The story that must be told!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| As Rocky, our most wonderful little pet, nears the end of his life, a tribute | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| No one knows how old Rocky is. He came to us 16 years ago and was already at least 18 months old but in view of his unearthly abilities many consider him to be a supernatural being from elsewhere in the universe. We were his third home, he was a rescued dog having spent the first part of his life being severely mistreated. No recriminations though. His previous two owners probably met a grisly end at his hand for Rocky is not one to tolerate puppy abuse !! It soon became apparent to us that Rocky's amazing talents of being able to speak in many languages, an intelligence beyond human comprehension and an ability to bring courage to new levels should be put to the use of state security. We decided to do our civic duty and alert the authorities to this wonder dog. Once the authorities witnessed this amazing dog he was hurriedly recruited into the SAS. being used for many daring missions. Dropped into Afghanistan for behind the lines missions using the code name "O-Rocky Bin Liner" he terrorised the taliban into submission. His last and probably his most dangerous role was infiltrating the Baghdad terrorist cells as O'Rocky Bin liner and whilst much of his work must remain top secret there is no doubt he tipped the balance in the second gulf war. Finally it was time to bring him home. For a while he led a life of semi retirement working part-tme at major airports organising teams of sniffer dogs for explosive and contraband detection. Whilst there he met a beautiful Woman police dog and they had lots of puppies raising a large family. Rocky always was a lover of kids. . He is accredited with having foiled many terrorist plots but with typical modesty attributes much of his success to intelligence provided by other security services, Unfortunately the strain of the job caused Rocky and his bitch to seperate a little while ago. Sadly He's not seen his kids since. Rocky now lives in graceful retirement with us in our Somerset home |
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| Warning!! you are being watched by the Master of covert surveillance !! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Master of disguise O'Rocky Bin Liner on active service in Afghanistan disguised as an afghan hound | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| O'Rocky Bin Liner, Master of navigation, peruses a map of downtown Baghdad | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Confession OK, I told lies. In my efforts to embellish this story and to portray Rocky in a more benign way I lied. He was speyed as a pup. He never did have any kids. Sorry people. |
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| Master of detection O'Rocky Bin Liner with another masterful discovery of contraband, drugs, explosives and my cardie | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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